The Killers - “Mr.Brightside”
Brb i need air
girls who can run in heels should be feared
in case you needed a reminder that humans are incredible and terrifying
I was only a minute and a half into this video before the urge to reblog completely won over.
wait how is he doing that thing that he’s doing? what is this
WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUC- WHAT WHATT
HOLY FUC—NG SHI-
What. In. The. World.
I love that these ladies basically sent these dudes howlers.
when you say something funny and your friends laugh
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
“Harry witnessed Professor McGonagall walking right past Peeves, who was determinedly loosening a crystal chandelier, and could have sworn he heard her tell the poltergeist out of the corner of her mouth, ‘It unscrews the other way.’”
You know, my parents never really spoke of the possibility of my falling in love or getting married or having children. Even as a little girl, they wanted me to think as a future career as a, you know, interior designer, or lawyer or something like that.